Waiter Wallet Magic Pens Humorous pens that protect server's pens

No server likes having their pens permanently borrowed. Hopefully these humorous pens will make people think twice before taking them.
Every server hates the disappearing pen. Well, worry no more. The Waiter Wallet Magic Pen will embarrass guests (and fellow servers) by not returning them. In addition to being a great writing instrument, each retractable pen has an on the nose saying boldly printed in white.  These pens will have random sayings and may include duplicates. I don't go to your job and take your pen® I know I'm hot but it doesn't mean I want to go home with you® WARNING: pen will leak on your shirt if removed from restaurant® WARNING: This pen tastes horrible® CAUTION: pen protected by elaborate security system®
Unlike check presenters we securely hold and organize everything waiters, waitresses & bartenders must carry in their apron pockets. Includes WW guest order pad

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